Max, I've got 12 overqualified candidates coming in for the waitress position today.
Thank you, crumbling economy!
You know, Han, here at this diner, we're kind of like a little family, and...
Oh, I can't do this. Caroline has three weeks left to live.
I'm serious. She drank Oleg's water bed. It's just a matter of time.
Nice try, Max. I'm not going to give her back her job.
She should've checked herself before she wrecked herself.
Come on. Hire her back. Be the bigger man.
And note, I did not make a short joke, because this is important,
and also because I'm still working on something with Peter Dinklage's name.
No way, Max. I am holding firm.
You know, firm Han is kinda hot. He is?
Yeah. I'm kinda feeling firm Han.
I have no interest in feeling the firm part, but I'll hang out with the rest.
You want to hang out with me?
I'm generally free Mondays through Fridays, mornings and evenings, and my weekends are wide open.
I may have a wedding to go to in June, but...
Breathe. Come over tomorrow. Caroline Will be at Oleg's. We can get stoned and watch a movie.
The last time I was stoned was from a contact high I got at a concert.
Well, those wiggle shows do get crazy.